People of facebook.....Here are some rules you need to know

You're probably wondering about the title of my post today.  I have a little bit of venting to do.

So as you all know, facebook and other wonderful social networks have allowed us to display and post about yourself.  It can be a good tool for those who are far away and a way to stay in touch. However....Some of you are abusing the system.
When you are posting a status on facebook, it usually will have the question: "what's on your mind?"
Now that question is NOT I repeat, NOT to be taken VERY literally.

Things that I have seen before or recently on facebook:

• I don't need to know how crappy of a relationship you have.  I"m sorry I had to say it.  

FOR HEAVEN SAKE!!! Do us ALL a favor and do a few of the following if you are SERIOUSLY working on your relationship, IN THE ORDER LISTED BELOW:

1. Communicate with each other first. TRUST  IS KEY. 
2.  if #1 doesn't work SEE A COUNSELOR! FACEBOOK is NOT your therapist!
3. Try working it out with your spouse, compromise and refer to the numbers listed above.
4. Don't post every bit of your relationship woes on any social network. It just shows your partner you don't care about them enough to talk to them about it. Again refer to #1.
5. Don't ask the said social networks for advice either.  It's just embarrassing to read your situation because your partner is reading it too. Then when your married friends give advice to help since you asked and you get all mad at them for it and don't listen. And then when you have more troubles, you complain to said social network asking for the same advice that others had tried to help you with. again refer to numbers above.
6.  If all else fails after actually trying to do these things, break up.  I'm tired of seeing how your life sucks.  Fix it. Don't complain to a social network. That will do nothing for you besides drive your friends nuts.

The other things I will list I have seen on facebook.....

• I don't really care to see posts of when you are hammered as hell and then have to see pictures because you just happen to feel artistic that night.
  NOTE: I don't care to see your cleavage or any other body part AT ALL. You may not have any pride with that and are vain about the way you look, but you post something like that and I will report your for inappropriate content.  I'm tired of seeing that stuff and I'm friends with you for other reasons. Not your drinking

• When you find that special someone, I think it's fine to tell them how you feel like " I love you" and other things. But for the love of gravy, I don't need to know what sex positions you like with that person! Along with that-that ties in the one listed above, I REALLY don't want to know that you went to a swingers club.  I don't personally care if that's what you do but I don't want to know THAT much about you. That's something you should keep to yourself.
• Also when you find said person, finding memes about sex positions you like or other pictures or memes that have a lot of cursing in it, I will NOT put up with.

Alright I think I have vented enough. -_-
Seriously though, I have nothing against what you do in your personal life but there are just SOME things that you should NOT post.